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    Unionist Volunteer
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    Re: Quotes thread

    Post by Unionist Volunteer on Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:48 am

    "How the fucking fuck am I supposed to make the Chinook do that damn fucking fuck?!" - Squirrel asking how to make Chinook helicopter latch on to an M1 Abrams during server testing



    McMuffin: "What are you doing?"

    Squirrel: "Building a custom nuke."

    McMuffin: "Ah, okay. Nothing important then. I'm going to reset the server."

    Squirrel: "Wait what? No, you fucking cockmunch! I was making a bomb! You're mean. I'm posting this in the quotes thread so everyone knows how mean you are."

    McMuffin: "Good, I want them to fear me. I want to be the kind of community owner that people fear."
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    Re: Quotes thread

    Post by UnRuleD on Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:50 am

    Vulcan The Drunken - Today at 1:40 AM
    What is the ponit of moogoterbating?
    Men: Question on how to reach orgasim while mustard baiting?
    Is bad to snasterbate 14 times day?
    How to mr. bate with a hairbrush
    How to moogleybate
    MILDOBATE!!!
    How to Mango Bate?
    How man times can you masterabate per day?
    Hi my penis in curved to right more than orginality due to over masturbath?
    SHould I master the bait?
    How to Mussolini bait?


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